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How to make cinnamon carrots if you're a complete lazyass [Nov. 8th, 2009|08:28 pm]
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These delicious little things require about 15 minutes of preparation and then an hour and a half in the oven. Start some music because quiet houses can be a bit worrisome.

37 pictures here because while I'm a lazyass, I multitask because then you can lazyass even more.Collapse )

(Brought over here by ego_sideways. I hope this fits in the spirit of the comm.)

Cross posted over at state_n_bake.
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How to make a Pudding if you're a Nut [May. 6th, 2008|02:18 pm]
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pudding ingredients
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How To Make Cookies If You're Mad [Jan. 11th, 2008|02:35 pm]
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Mad about bacon, that is!

Ahh, bacon, candybar of meats. Oftimes I'll think of its many virtues. "This potato's pretty tasty, but it'd be better for some bacon." "This soup is nice and sweet, but it could use some saltiness. Let's add some bacon." "These chicken chunks really would be so much tastier wrapped in bacon." It's so crunchy, so salty, so greasy, so . . . inspirational. And so inspired, we go to work!

First off, we'll want to get any potential distractions out of the way for a bit.
She was in the box for 15 seconds.
No, not really. Let the cat out of the box. We're madmen, not particle physicists.
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How to Make a Pie if You're White Trash [Jul. 28th, 2007|08:03 pm]
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[mood |accomplished]
[music |"Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart..."]

Note:  This was made and documented on my personal journal months ago -- I just now am getting around to posting it here.

Yeah, Joey and I were awful impressed-like after seeing that there goth pie that Sarah rustled up, so we figured we'd make a pie of our own - the way we know best.

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king CAKE [Jan. 29th, 2007|12:49 am]
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How to make a king cake if you are a MAD scientistCollapse )

Cross-referenced in thefoodyoucrew.
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how to make a mousse... [Jan. 28th, 2007|03:19 pm]
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How to make a mousse...
...if you're a yuppie.
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How to make a Pecan Pie if You're a Goth [Oct. 27th, 2006|09:25 pm]
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[Current Location |the apartment]
[music |Joseph Arthur]

Well, everyone. I know you have all been waiting for something to do this Halloween, well HERE IT IS!!! What says Halloween like being goth and baking a very autumn related pie? NOTHING. So here you go: How to Make A Pecan Pie if You're a Goth.

First off, are you wearing black? You better check.
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It wouldn't be a goth pie if you weren't wearing black. Read more...Collapse )
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wild hair baking [Oct. 1st, 2006|11:52 am]
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I baked a cake today, and I'll show you how you too can make a cake if you're going to have wild hair.

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Alton would be proud. [Sep. 26th, 2006|07:12 pm]
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So after my dear friend Sarah (yellowpythonsub) showed us all how to make a pie when you are goth, I decided to show everyone how to make a pie if you are a homosexual Food Network addict.

First step: are you plenty gay?

Good! It wouldn't be a Gay Pie elsewise.
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How to make a Pie if you're Mad [Sep. 26th, 2006|12:48 pm]
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I've been infected by the "bake a pie, make a photojournal" meme (thank you, yellowpythonsub). However, this is me we're talking about here, so any old pie just wouldn't do.

I had to make the Pie of the Apocalypse.

And so I have. And its destructive power is matched only by its deliciousity.

Here, for posterity and (gods, I hope not) emulation, is portrayed the Process.Collapse )
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